,,,of this important fact as you sit next to one sipping on your overpriced, poorly made cafe mocha…
Captain Obvious: Saving dumbasses from personal injury since Adam ate the apple that Eve said no to ions ago.
Archive for February, 2010
Thousands of dollars have been spent on research to discover the secret to my love life…
This depresses me and makes me want to drink
Never saw this coming. Really. Total shocker.
MTV has removed the “Music Television” line from its logo and marketing.
I believe my friends over at RAMP (Radio and Music Pros) said it best and exactly how I feel about Viacom’s decision in their daily email this morning…
“After several years, the concept of truth in advertising has finally taken hold at MTV, where the term “Music Television” has now disappeared from the channel’s logo — and it’s about time, since the channel that brought you such high-quality, award-winning, IQ-enhancing programming as The Hills, 16 and Pregnant, Real World-Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins and its latest Guido-tastic breakout hit, Jersey Shore, hasn’t really been known for running actual music videos for a few years now. The new logo sports the familiar MTV design, but now features pictures of the channel’s latest batch of “talent” — like Snooki.
MTV threw its audience a frickin’ bone last spring when it introduced AMtv, a block of videos running from 3-9am, but not even MTV2 — which took on the mantle of airing music videos when MTV dove headfirst into the shallow end of the reality TV kiddie pool — is really doing anything musically outside of that block. “The people who watch it today, they don’t refer to MTV as music television,” MTV Head of Marketing Tina Exarhos told the Los Angeles Times. “They don’t have the same emotional connection that, say, the people who are writing about [the logo change] do.” Translation: Those of us who grew up with MTV and remember it fondly for playing videos are now officially old, and we are cordially invited to suck it.”
In Snooki we trust the future of America! *fist pump*
It’s become a new tradition lately… me tweeting the silly (to some people entertaining, I still say silly) thoughts that come to mind as I’m watching a big spectacle such as the Super Bowl. Anyone who was following me last night would have seen some bizarre, yet truthful, thoughts come out of my mouth.
So if you missed the “show,” here’s the tweets that I sent in the order I was watching…
Steve Winwood for pre-Superbowl entertainment? What was Billy Ocean not available?
90% of people who complain that the rich get richer will be watching the Superbowl, which gets many rich people richer. #getaclue
CBS has had many audio issues so far tonight… Carrie Underwood blowing the last few notes? Not one of them.
those magic CBS SPORTS jackets they wear RT @tonywgar: How come #cbs cant have audio issues when jam nantz & phil simms are yammering?
Pissed that the rich get richer? While you watched those Superbowl commercials, CBS just made $9 million dollars. #yousuckers
Did Bud Light’s ad execs drink when coming up with these ideas? Their commercials would only be funny after drinking REAL alcohol.
CBS has made $36 million so far in the last 60 minutes.#dontyouwishyouownedatvnetwork
Go Daddy called my manager wanting me to be a Go Daddy Girl this year. They then said no because I was “too hot” for the spots.#fact
The Who is also what anyone under the age of 25 watching the Superbowl halftime show will be saying. “The WHO??? Never heard of them!”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Dave, Oprah and Leno ad!!!!!
Why didn’t I try out for that Wear No Pants commercial??? #WouldntYouAllLikeToSeeThat #SorryForTheMentalPictue
I’m calling it now. The Leno/Letterman ad will be the 2nd most instant DVR rewind moment ever behind Janet. It was nearly as shocking.
Halfway thorugh that groundhog commerical, that loud noise you heard was all the members of PETA screaming “what the hell?!”
*jaw drops* RT @Oprah: Yes that was REAL D, J and me. Shot Tuesday nite in New York undercover at D’s studio.
wow! RT @alexweprin Yes, Leno, Letterman, Oprah spot filmed at Lettermans studio this week, according to a CBS press release. Jay WAS there.
Hey Jonas Brothers fans, yes this is what your boys will look like in 50 years. Don’t cry, little girl!
YES!!! RT @djgonzo1979: Next year, C+C Music Factory.
Oh I can watch the game in Spanish? I wouldn’t understand a damn word, but it would still be better than Jim Natz.
RT @MitchEnglish: Remember when Chevy was funny? You know, before the Gov’t bailout
Are we sure the federal government funded the US Census ad and not the Green Police ad? I smell controversy…
RT @gavinpurcell: NYT’s Bill Carter gets the story on the Jay/Dave Superbowl Ad http://bit.ly/aIzSLg
WOOO!! SAINTS WINS!! *flashes everyone around* nah, you can keep your beads…
Crazy? Yes. Yes, I know.
